I've been trying to work out if I have an Owie, Ouchie or a Hurtie. Before I continue let me clarify my scale of hurtiness. The Owie. This ranges from a bruise, tiny cut, bump, knock, tiny splinter, even a spot. It doesn't hurt as such but it can be quite irritating. If you're a …
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Someone has stolen my knees!
Today I had my first proper gym workout session. It was good fun. I had a great time. I can really feel the benefit. I'm looking forward to the next workout. That's what you call a steaming pile of BS! It was hell. I kind of enjoyed it, mainly because my gym buddy and I …
New Invention: The Gym!
I recently found out about this marvellous new invention called The Gym! It's ace! They have all these machines that can help make you fit and strong! Although there were no slim feminine types there with cute bouncy hair, perfect smiles and flawless skin. I saw lots of sweaty yet happy people and a few …
Dave Farmer 