NHS Direct – Comedy Hour!

I’d like to share a story with you, dear blog reader, about NHS Direct. This is partly due to my hurtie leg problem (see Owie, Ouchie or Hurtie post) but also my desire to share my general opinion of this service. I’ve called NHS Direct a dozen times over the last several years and the…

Owie, Ouchie or a Hurtie?

I’ve been trying to work out if I have an Owie, Ouchie or a Hurtie. Before I continue let me clarify my scale of hurtiness. The Owie. This ranges from a bruise, tiny cut, bump, knock, tiny splinter, even a spot. It doesn’t hurt as such but it can be quite irritating. If you’re a…

Eczema – Itchy nightmare!

Eczema, how I hate thee! A quick post to share my hatred of eczema. I haven’t included any photos, not even a reference from Wikipedia, because the pictures are so gross! Up until about 5 years ago I was a normal person, but then the evil Mr Eczema showed up and started eating my fingers!…

Someone has stolen my knees!

Today I had my first proper gym workout session. It was good fun. I had a great time. I can really feel the benefit. I’m looking forward to the next workout. That’s what you call a steaming pile of BS! It was hell. I kind of enjoyed it, mainly because my gym buddy and I…

New Invention: The Gym!

I recently found out about this marvellous new invention called The Gym! It’s ace! They have all these machines that can help make you fit and strong! Although there were no slim feminine types there with cute bouncy hair, perfect smiles and flawless skin. I saw lots of sweaty yet happy people and a few…