Zombie Fingers II – Crack, Peel & Pop

Isn’t summer fun!! Blue skies adorned by carefree cotton candy clouds that drift across a golden hot sun who beams his humid smile across the land. The breeze, though warm, is gentle and lush, carrying with it all the glorious summer scents – wild flowers, freshly cut grass, sweet lemonade, ice cubes and Pimms. And…

Zombies don’t write!

After all the horrendous things zombies are accused of, writing shouldn’t be one of them, right? Sure, their constant craving for human flesh can be a huge buzzkill, and when gathering in vast numbers their collective groan is far from a choir of perfection. But what they lack in basic communication, cleanliness and manners, they…

What a pain in the hip!

As a writer I used to spend long periods of time sat down. Years ago I could sit at my PC for hours, all night sometimes, writing away, enjoying the sights and sounds of Imaginationland. But now I can barely stand to be seated (LOL) for more than 2 hours because of the agony burning…

Help! I’ve got Zombie fingers!

Apologies dear blog reader, I should have warned you before hurting your eyes with such a gross photo! The hot humid weather here in the UK has left me with a disgusting dose of itchy eczema yet again. I hate my fingers in the summer. They look like I’ve stuck them in the jar marked…

NHS Direct – Comedy Hour!

I’d like to share a story with you, dear blog reader, about NHS Direct. This is partly due to my hurtie leg problem (see Owie, Ouchie or Hurtie post) but also my desire to share my general opinion of this service. I’ve called NHS Direct a dozen times over the last several years and the…

Owie, Ouchie or a Hurtie?

I’ve been trying to work out if I have an Owie, Ouchie or a Hurtie. Before I continue let me clarify my scale of hurtiness. The Owie. This ranges from a bruise, tiny cut, bump, knock, tiny splinter, even a spot. It doesn’t hurt as such but it can be quite irritating. If you’re a…