Ever feel like one of those marbles up there? Rolling along, free, full of potential and then you slowly grind to a halt? You're so close to those other marbles but - You. Can't. Quite. Reach. Them. Life and the world seemed good and bright when you were all rolling along. You were in it …
Category: Society
Doomsday: Choose your Apocalypse!
Just in case you hadn't heard, we've got five months left until the end of the world. According to crazy sign waving doomsday lovers we're all going to the big jolly farm in the sky on December 21st 2012. Someone better tell old Santa to cancel Christmas and Jesus should probably put his second coming …
NHS Direct – Comedy Hour!
I'd like to share a story with you, dear blog reader, about NHS Direct. This is partly due to my hurtie leg problem (see Owie, Ouchie or Hurtie post) but also my desire to share my general opinion of this service. I've called NHS Direct a dozen times over the last several years and the …
The Skank Plague
Yesterday when I popped into Cambridge to buy a pair of jeans I noticed the Skank Level was dangerously high. I'm well aware that this historic city is home to a plethora of different people, from rich overseas students and tourists to locals and the toffs from wealthy families. The streets are awash with a …
That’s not Racism you morons!
Pretend for a moment there's no such thing as racism and never has been. Take a look at the picture on the left. What do you really see? FHM Philipines have pulled the cover of their March edition because anti-racist idiots say it's racist. I'm shocked that public sensitivity has reached such stupid heights and …
Dave Farmer 