In my recent post, My Zombie Christmas, I whined about how the flu virus made me feel like a zombie. There was some dark humour in there, but essentially it was a complaint about how much I detested feeling like crap. Boo-hoo, right? Poor Dave, feeling sorry for himself. Get over it man, it's just …
Category: Life
My Zombie Christmas
Rather than indulge in lovely Christmassy things - choccies, roast taters, nibbles, Bailey's over ice to name but a few, my body decided it ought to conduct some much-needed research into what it would feel like to become a zombie. As with a real zombie infection, I wasn't given a choice. Nice huh? Zombie Eve. …
Letter to George
George, This has to happen. I have to write this here because I need room to express my views and you need to take time to read and digest what I'm about to say. Forget that it's in the public domain and focus on the meaning and purpose of this letter. What I need to …
House of memories
How do you think you'll be remembered after you're gone? How would you want to be remembered? For the last couple of weeks these questions have played on mind because of Roy Bullers (pictured above) who sadly passed away on 24th January 2014. He led an extraordinary life and enriched the lives of so many …
Dear Humans…
Dear Human beings, I've decided to start the new year with a complaint. Whilst I don't consider myself to be perfect, I feel I am nowhere near the same level as some of you on the Moron Scale. That statement does not stem from arrogance, it is simply a fact. I am neither a young …
Dave Farmer 