Picture the scene: you've climbed the frozen ladder to the roof and wedged a claymore by the top rung in case anyone tries to sneak up behind you. Beside the roof vent you go prone, stretching out on a carpet of snow, but that's ok as you are dressed in arctic gear. You inch forward …
Turkey, Tinsel and Narcoleptic Dog Legs!
It's Christmas Eve and instead of partying or chugging back a few pints of sherry with friends, we're starting to realise our well laid plans have not gone to...er, plan. The problem is that we don't have any wallnuts to spray gold. I know, I'm confused too cos it seemed like a good idea to …
AION and on and on…
So I quit Warcraft, I'd had enough endless grind, endless raiding just to get epic gear to compete with all the other goons roaming the tired virtual wastelands of WoW. And it felt good to be free of the chains, I had finally rid myself of that nasty mmo monkey that had clung to my …
Big Brother – A sane housemate!
Usually the Big Brother house is populated with a selection of people from society that most of us wouldn't spit on if they were on fire. A bunch of whining, bitching, immature, self centered idiots who are seeking the biggest pot of cash in the shortest amount of time from little or no effort...and whilst …
Breaking my habit.
I've been smoking for about 10years and tomorrow I am quitting for good. Up until a few months ago I enjoyed it - it was part of who I am. I tried to quit some years ago and failed. Now I realise the reason why I failed was because I didn't want to quit, I …
Dave Farmer 