T-Mobile – Where the morons work.

This post is brought to you by T-Mobile, whose company motto: “Who are you and why should I care?” is truly inspiring, and mobile phone insurance idiots Fonesafe with their proud motto: “Yur…3-4 days mate…or is that 7-10 days?” Yes, dear blog reader, I’m ready for a good old-fashioned rant, so grab a drink, a…

HTML – How To Make Life Hard!

HyperText Markup Language. That heading either bored you rigid or it grabbed your attention like a farmer grabbing a chicken by the throat. Yes folks, this is a post about writing code and building a website. Feel free to click away now and find cute pictures of bunnies! WordPress users can build a website in…

Are you talkin’ to me?

Using speech recognition software is akin to witches who stare into their cauldrons uttering magical incantations. It’s a bizarre method of making stuff happen on a screen, its uses range from pointless time-wasting to providing less able bodied people life changing results. I get the impression that speech recognition software is aimed at a percentage…

BT – Beyond a Joke!

BT Customer Service is beyond a joke, from unsympathetic customer service advisors to their low quality broadband and on-demand TV service.  I’m not a moaner by nature and I don’t whine and complain for the sake of it. I think the British have this stigma where complaining is seen as a taboo subject – don’t…