What if you’re the last one left?

Imagine you're living in a world without people. The how and why aren't important. Choose your apocalypse if it helps fuel your imagination - zombies, deadly virus, alien mass abduction, Biblical event, dimensional rift in space/time - whatever floats your boat. You're alone in a silent city. All those background noises you've taken for granted [...]

Caution: Zombie Moron Alert!

For those of you who are worried about the impending doom of the zombie apocalypse, I have big news for you. It's not the zombies you need to worry about, but the morons. Every day I see them massing on the streets, staring blankly at nothing at all, shuffling into on coming traffic and performing [...]

The Skank Plague

Yesterday when I popped into Cambridge to buy a pair of jeans I noticed the Skank Level was dangerously high. I'm well aware that this historic city is home to a plethora of different people, from rich overseas students and tourists to locals and the toffs from wealthy families. The streets are awash with a [...]