Imagine you're living in a world without people. The how and why aren't important. Choose your apocalypse if it helps fuel your imagination - zombies, deadly virus, alien mass abduction, Biblical event, dimensional rift in space/time - whatever floats your boat. You're alone in a silent city. All those background noises you've taken for granted …
Tag: Society
Caution: Zombie Moron Alert!
For those of you who are worried about the impending doom of the zombie apocalypse, I have big news for you. It's not the zombies you need to worry about, but the morons. Every day I see them massing on the streets, staring blankly at nothing at all, shuffling into on coming traffic and performing …
The Skank Plague
Yesterday when I popped into Cambridge to buy a pair of jeans I noticed the Skank Level was dangerously high. I'm well aware that this historic city is home to a plethora of different people, from rich overseas students and tourists to locals and the toffs from wealthy families. The streets are awash with a …
Numb
The guy sat beside me on the bench reckoned the dog's name was Scooter. Not that I believed him. He was an ass hole. His voice grated on my nerves and everything he said ended with "...I reckon." He couldn't stop scratching his hair and face, every few seconds a stray hand rose to pick …
Dave Farmer 