The Skank Plague

Yesterday when I popped into Cambridge to buy a pair of jeans I noticed the Skank Level was dangerously high. I’m well aware that this historic city is home to a plethora of different people, from rich overseas students and tourists to locals and the toffs from wealthy families. The streets are awash with a…

Chav, aka The Scrubber.

There’s a small percentage of the population out there who just don’t seem to blend in with everyone else, not posh gits or fashion victims and certainly not Chavs which is a subject I couldn’t care less about. I’m talking about SCRUBBERS, those horrible, dirty, foul-mouthed dossers who can’t dress properly, can’t talk properly and have less…