Owie, Ouchie or a Hurtie?

I've been trying to work out if I have an Owie, Ouchie or a Hurtie. Before I continue let me clarify my scale of hurtiness. The Owie. This ranges from a bruise, tiny cut, bump, knock, tiny splinter, even a spot. It doesn't hurt as such but it can be quite irritating. If you're a [...]