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Imagine you're hunkered down at a grave, silently paying your respects. Fellow mourners are nearby. When a hand grabs your wrist you don't immediately assume it has come from beneath you, but rather beside or above you, from someone alive. And then you hear the voice. "Act natural until they've gone." What do you do? [...]
Researchers have discovered the best way to get your daily news fix and it's not how you think! Okay, that's actually bullshit, but you've got to admit the headline and strapline are pretty enticing, right? Now I've lured you here under false pretenses, you should stay for the rant about clickbat news, as illustrated by [...]